You were red. You liked me cause I was blue. You touched me and suddenly I was a lilac sky and you decided purple just wasn’t for you.
one time my sister was working at home depot and got called down to help handle an outrageously angry man returning a lawnmower and it was our dad
ion. Like. An ion. A positively charged atom. Get the fuck out of here.
pi day fun facts: i memorized 434 digits of pi in the sixth grade to beat a kid who claimed he knew 500 just bc he was an asshole
he knew six
if you were a flower
you’d be a damnnnndelion